*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*
life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
turn on: when your phone is on 100%
My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight