hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: 23099-deactivated301482)

September 20th with 751,262 notes

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: lickme-like-a-loli)

September 20th with 445,787 notes

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

September 20th with 313,050 notes
fucking-problemss:

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envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

(Source: guy)

September 20th with 104,282 notes

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

September 20th with 342,631 notes

richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

September 20th with 110,641 notes

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

September 20th with 62,102 notes

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

September 20th with 55,979 notes
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