eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

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October 20th with 248,837 notes

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

October 20th with 917,081 notes

flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

October 20th with 118,501 notes

nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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October 20th with 630,224 notes

foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

October 20th with 239,369 notes

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

October 20th with 254,284 notes
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